Feeling my sanity slowly slipping away, never to be seen again, as I read through the comments on videos from GleeOnFox. It’s a rough, rough place to be, that antichrist of comment sections, for anyone who fills at least one of these criteria.

1. Is able to spell several words in the English language correctly.
2. Does not take an unproportionate amount of pride in knowing the origin of the song Glee have chosen to cover in this particular instance.
3. Thinks Darren Criss is on any level of attractiveness other than “USING-CAPS-TO-CONVEY-THE-FACT-THAT-I-AM-SCREAMING attractive”.

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madamimpossible:

Sassy McGonagall is sassy

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Hey guess what tastes really good dipped in nutella? That’s right EVERYTHING.

My sister is singing a song she made up herself, repeating the word Rio over and over again, and for a while there I thought she was talking about the city and it actually made me believe for a second that maybe the entire future generation of mankind isn’t shot to hell. Which makes sense because the future of our species depends on how widely acknowledged the city of Rio de Janeiro is.

Then she reminded me that Rio is also a movie about an animated bird. The world makes sense again.

thedukeoflions: omg

thedukeoflions:

omg

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You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.
John Green (via ibelieveitssomewhere)

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kiss me hard before you go: You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral

thereisafish:

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of…

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sofapizza: wasn’t me

sofapizza:

wasn’t me

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